We'll all float on

I forgot what it feels like to not have a car.

This fucking sucks.

OH SNAP. MY TUMBLR IS ABOUT TO BE REVAMPED. SAY WHAAT

I always wonder why our minds are so advanced. How come we’re able to conceive of what “impossible” is? I don’t fucking know.

We’re so weird! “I before E except after C”. Well, then why does the word weird exist? What happened to that, English?

And who the hell thought of heating up a corn kernel? Who figured out that that shit turns inside out? The world is so crazy and complicated and I’d love to learn about it all.

:)

Instantaneous rate of change can kiss my ass.

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